19.11.07

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WILLAM

Do you still talk to Sylvan?

VERONICA

I just talked to her on Monday. We

still hang out on weekends.

WILLAM

(leaving)

That's cool. Well-you two lovebirds

take it easy, all right?

VERONICA

I will. Take it easy.

WILLAM

Bye.

(exits)

VERONICA

Bye

(to DANTE)

That was Snowball.

DANTE

Why do you call him that?

VERONICA

Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job

thing.

DANTE

What do you mean?

VERONICA

After he gets a blow job, he likes to have the cum spit back into his mouth while kissing. It's called snowballing.

DANTE

He requested this?

VERONICA

He gets off on it.

DANTE

Sylvan can be talked into anything.

VERONICA

Why do you say that?

DANTE

Like you said-she snowballed him.

VERONICA

Sylvan? No; I snowballed him.

DANTE

Yeah, right.

VERONICA

I'm serious...

A moment of silence as DANTE'S chuckles fade to comprehension.

DANTE

You sucked that guy's dick?

VERONICA

Yeah. How do you think I know he liked...

DANTE

(panicky)

But...but you said you only had sex with three guys! You never mentioned him!

VERONICA

That's because I never had sex with him!

DANTE

You sucked his dick!

VERONICA

We went out a few times. We didn't have sex, but we fooled around.

DANTE

(massive panic attack)

Oh my God! Why did you tell me you only slept with three guys?

VERONICA

Because I did only sleep with three guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.

DANTE

Oh my God-I feel so nauseous...

VERONICA

I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood.

DANTE

I did understand! I understand that you slept with three different guys, and that's all you said.

VERONICA

Please calm down.

DANTE

How many?

VERONICA

Dante...

DANTE

How many dicks have you sucked?!

VERONICA

Let it go...

DANTE

HOW MANY?

VERONICA

All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak like this when you told me how many girls you fucked.

DANTE

This is different. This is important. How many?!

She counts silently, using fingers as marks. DANTE waits on

a customer in the interim. VERONICA stops counting.

DANTE

Well...?

VERONICA

(half-mumbled)

Something like thirty-six.

DANTE

WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?

VERONICA

Lower your voice!

DANTE

What the hell is that anyway, "something like thirty-six?" Does that include me?

VERONICA

Um. Thirty-seven.

DANTE

I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?

VERONICA

(walking away)

I'm going to class.

DANTE

Thirty-seven?!

(to CUSTOMER)

My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!

CUSTOMER

In a row?

DANTE chases VERONICA down and grabs her by the door.

DANTE

Hey! Where are you going?!

VERONICA

Hey listen, jerk! Until today you never even knew how many guys I'd slept with, because you never even asked. And then you act all nonchalant about fucking twelve different girls. Well, I never had sex with twelve different guys!

DANTE

No, but you sucked enough dick!

VERONICA

Yeah, I went down on a few guys...

DANTE

A few?

VERONICA

...And one of those guys was you! The last one, I might add, which-if you're too stupid to omprehend- means that I've been faithful to you since we met! All the other guys I went with before I met you, so, if you want to have a complex about it, go ahead! But don't look at me like I'm the town whore, because you were plenty busy yourself, before you met me!

DANTE

(a bit more rational)

Well...why did you have to suck their dicks? Why didn't you just sleep with them, like any decent person?!

VERONICA

Because going down it's a big deal! I used to like a guy, we'd make out, and sooner or later I'd go down on him. But I only had sex with the guys I loved.

DANTE

I feel sick.

VERONICA

(holds him)

I love you. Don't feel sick.

DANTE

Every time I kiss you now I'm going to taste thirty-six other guys.

VERONICA violently lets go of him.

VERONICA

I'm going to school. Maybe later you'll be a bit more rational.

DANTE

(pause)

Thirty-seven. I just can't...

VERONICA

Goodbye, Dante.

She exits in a huff. DANTE stands there in silence for a moment. Then he swings the door open and yells out.

DANTE

Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!

Two men who were walking in the opposite direction outside double back and head in the direction. VERONICA went.

DANTE

HEY! HEY, YOU! GET BACK HERE!

17 comments:

Sekula said...

Uuuuuuuuhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Send a word!

komentar said...

koliko dantea ima na ovom blogu?

komentar said...

btw, ne znam jeste li upoznati sa tim...ali gutanje sopstvene sperme pred takmicenje i dalje je dozvoljeno iako te navodno bustuje u rezutlatima...zove se autodoping.... ocito ovde bildera nema :))

komentar said...

hahaha..opet se vracam, I promise last time tonight....sada mi je jasno zasto su neke ribe brkate :)))) )

hahahhaha :))))))) gutacice! :))

Arsa said...

ovo za brčiće nisam trebao da cujem...

Arsa said...

autodoping :)))

ti kao u ovom filmu hoces da navuces nekog da prizna da je pljugao sam sebi.

i to jos sa "happy end" - om :)

slavoljub said...

dobar dijalog :-)
nisam gledao film... ponesi i ovaj arso ako imaš :-)

tole said...

uuuuhh,kakva drama.....
:-)

Anonymous said...

Serial cocksucker loose.

komentar said...

ne mogu da verujem da neko jos nije gledao clerks

Arsa said...

jelda Koma da je film lektira?

komentar said...

jeste :)
a jesi gledao drugi deo? samo mi smeta sto kevin smith mnogo psuje i ponekad je to degutantno. ne u filmu, koliko ovako.


ali lektira je i LKIRU (mozda prevode sa Ziveti) kurosavin, a izgleda da vi tamo taj film nemate.

nesto sam u poslednje vreme okrenuta scenariju iz filma closer, i fali mi nesto...ne znam..mislim da je odlicno napisan, ali mi fali prostor kod tih karaktera. previse je svaki od njih ogradjen. jedino alice sto ima malo vecu fleksibilnost ali nije dovoljno ni ona iskoriscena. a mnogo dobro napisano. jebeno dobro :)

slavoljub said...

e jbg clerks sam gledao, al se ovog dijaloga ne secam :-)
kad malo bolje razmislim, znam i zasto :-)
moracu ponovo
bice kao prvi put

Anonymous said...

It was confessional, yet dishonest. Jane pretends to be horrified by the sexuality that she in fact fetishizes. She subsumes herself to the myth of black male potency, but then doesn't follow through. She thinks she 'respects Afro-Americans,' she thinks they're 'cool,' 'exotic,' what a notch he 'd make in her belt, but, of course, it all comes down to mandingo cliché, and he calls her on it. In classic racist tradition she demonizes, then runs for cover. But then, how could she behave otherwise? She's just a spoiled suburban white girl with a Benneton rainbow complex. It's just my opinion, and what do I know... but I think it's a callow piece of writing.

Arsa said...

"with a Benneton rainbow complex"

:))

Anonymous said...

Neka nasa iz Novog Sada prodaje picku. Ja pio kod Keze i sretoh Vitu, a on mi je pokaza. Riba izgleda super, plavusa, kratka kosa, visoka, nema sala. Pitam ga koliko uzima. Za nase £70, a za engleze £50. Kakav joj je to fazon? Jeli to znaci da smo mi prljavi ili sta? Ma nije, kaze da daje popust na mek kurac.

Vidi kurve, mislim se, skapirala caku da zaradi na samoljublju. Pokupim je posle 10 kad je Vita otisao. Kako ti je ime? Jan, a sto pitas? Onako. Odakle si? Iz Poljske? £50? Ok. Ne stanuje daleko. Dobra je. Sve radi. Na izlazu joj kazem na srpskom bas ti hvala, da mi je tvrdji odrala bi me za jos £20.

Nasmeja se. Kad god hoces za £50, ok?

Vazi, cuvaj se.

Arsa said...

odrekao si se nacionalnog identiteta za £20!!! pih

:)))

...ali si i reskirao buducu zaradu s tom zahvalnicom, tako da pozdravljam!

nisam nikad placao za sex.
barem ne direktno :)

kakav je osecaj?
cist racun duga ljubav, a?